Hilarious and Funny Cricketing One-Liners
· Dennis Lillee once commented that the arrogant natured Yorkshireman Geoff Boycott was, 'The only fellow I've met who fell in love with himself at an early age and has remained faithful ever since.'
· The "Father of Cricket" WG Grace was once bowled first ball in an exhibition match. 'They have come to watch me bat, not you bowl,' he said, before replacing the bails and resuming his innings.
· Daryll Cullinan was on his way to the wicket, Shane Warne remarked that he had been waiting 2 years for another chance to humiliate him.
· 'Looks like you spent it eating,' Cullinan retorted.
· James Ormond [Leicestershire, Surrey and England] had just come out to bat on an ashes tour and was greeted by Mark Waugh.
· 'Look who it is. Mate, what are you doing out here, there's no way you're good enough to play for England?' JO :
· 'Maybe not, but at least I'm the best player in my family.'
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